Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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