i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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