32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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