do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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