I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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