I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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