is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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