But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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