Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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