shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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