Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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