No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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