I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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