oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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