So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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