She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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