Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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