I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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