Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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