Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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