Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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