i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
