"it" just moved
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
this hospital has no fireball
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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