Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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