I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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