I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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