Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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