I hope mine doesn't look like that
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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