Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How does one acquire holy water?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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