Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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