But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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