Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I love black thongs
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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