i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm like, not good at living.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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