I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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