Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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