i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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