I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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