we have officially lost it.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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