hotel room ftw
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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