i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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