I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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