and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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