Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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