you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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