I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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