hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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