Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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