Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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