Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
