I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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