we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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