i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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