Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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