So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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