Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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