Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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