are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just forgot I was standing up.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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