I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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