theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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