shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
