Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Im part way to drunk.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
